Profraeders neded.

Remember Guys Meat Shop? This, from a little further down the same road:

I'll bet there's at least one mistake on there you'll miss on first reading. 

And yes, I've read a few old posts while I've been putting this together and Yes, the typos are leaping out at me and YES I shouldn't be criticising some other poor bastard's efforts, but nobody has to walk past a blog every sodding day like I have to walk past this poster so up yours.